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It has been some time in the making, but Viktorious Fightwear is online and selling clothes at www.viktoriousfightwear.com
It is my mission to grow this business into something great. We offer great products and service, refuse to deal with any company or product outside the USA, and we give back to our community. It really is unreal, so take 5 minutes and check it out for yourself.
Thanks,
Matt Brueggen
CEO/President
Brothers III, LLC
dba Viktorious Fightwear
Many people contest that the future of professional fighting is in mixed martial arts, such as the UFC, and Pride, while pugilistic purists state that MMA is a fad, and it will never overpower the boxing world. It is with this that I ask any boxer to step into the cage, or ring with a MMA fighter, and we will see for ourselves.
Stars for both sides of this debate have given rise to their respective backgrounds such as Randy "The Natural" Couture and Floyd Mayweather in MMA and Boxing respectively. I recently read an article that Mayweather is training to take this battle, no news on who his opponent will be, but I am sure that the Pay-per-View revenue alone will be more than enough to make it lucrative for all parties involved.
I am posting this in an attempt to find the best rules to live your life by. If you have something to add, please leave it as a comment.
RULES TO LIVE BY:
1. A man with a ponytail is not to be trusted.
2. After doing your business, wipe until it's clean, and then wipe once more.
3. Passing gas during fellatio is a sure-fire way to get your ass kicked... trust me.
4. If you don't sport a mullet, it is illegal for you to own a Camaro.
5. If you do sport a mullet, it is okay to kill yourself.
6. Chewing with your mouth open is just cause for an ass whoopin'.
7. (Referring to rules 4 and 5) If you have both a mullet and a Camaro, you must live in a trailer... Sorry, no double-wides allowed.
After a 3 day stint in the hospital for chest pain, this 29 year old medical wonder is not dead! Angiogram results show that my heart is in perfect working order, but now the question is, "What caused the scare?"
After 3 days in the hospital, 42 1/2 bruises on my arm and groin, and massive headaches from nitro patches, the answer I get from my medical team is that they don't know. It cost a lot of money to find out the same thing I went into the hospital wondering. The only good that came from my trip was having a young brunette shave my crotch so the doctor could perform an angiogram. Oh w
That's right all you beaches, da fargin voice of honesty is back to talk some more smack in the in your face style that has made him famous the world over... not really but I speak the truth... as I see it, and that is worth it's weight in gold.
It seems to me that relationships are overrated. You find somebody, maybe the right somebody(if you do go buy a looto ticket), you move along in life changing into the person you are, then one day BLAMM!!!! it all goes to shit. You see, the person you are with is in love with the you of 8 years ago, and expected you to shower them with love and affection everyday until the day you die, well retard, it doesn't work that way. As a man, I accept the fact that when a young girl with plump melons and a nice round heiney walks by, I am going to take time to "appreciate the arts". My wife on the other hand thinks my eyes are for her ass only, and doesn't believe me when I tell her that I can't help it, it's in my genetic coding as MAN! Nevertheless, I managed to gain great control of my peripherals and that helped, for about a day.
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