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I am posting this in an attempt to find the best rules to live your life by. If you have something to add, please leave it as a comment.

RULES TO LIVE BY:

1. A man with a ponytail is not to be trusted.

2. After doing your business, wipe until it's clean, and then wipe once more.

3. Passing gas during fellatio is a sure-fire way to get your ass kicked... trust me.

4. If you don't sport a mullet, it is illegal for you to own a Camaro.

5. If you do sport a mullet, it is okay to kill yourself.

6. Chewing with your mouth open is just cause for an ass whoopin'.

7. (Referring to rules 4 and 5) If you have both a mullet and a Camaro, you must live in a trailer... Sorry, no double-wides allowed.

8. Drinking beer at the Hofbrauhaus while listening to Leather Pants Man on the accordion automatically makes you a certifiable bad ass. State Law.

9. If you are out drinking, you are required to "hit" on all nurses that you meet. Nurses know things.

10. If you fail to find the humor in Beavis and Butthead or South Park you have no sense of humor and therefor no business living.