Marmoset Dot Net

Even though it is all you can eat, the servers are over-achievers always hounding you before you even sit down with the standard "Rut you runt to drink?", to which you must reply "Gimme two Cokes and some green tea Chingy, chop chop!"
Anybody that knows me knows I love nothing more than making fun of Asains, it is our civic duty as Americans to do so.

So in closing, I would like to increase the dog and cat population buy blacklisting Chinese Buffets. NOTE: This also includes any buffets containing the following words in their name: Asain
Wok
Mongolian
Szechuan
Oriental
Thai
Vietnamese
Dim-Sum
and Cream of Sum Yung Guy