That's right all you beaches, da fargin voice of honesty is back to talk some more smack in the in your face style that has made him famous the world over... not really but I speak the truth... as I see it, and that is worth it's weight in gold.

It seems to me that relationships are overrated. You find somebody, maybe the right somebody(if you do go buy a looto ticket), you move along in life changing into the person you are, then one day BLAMM!!!! it all goes to shit. You see, the person you are with is in love with the you of 8 years ago, and expected you to shower them with love and affection everyday until the day you die, well retard, it doesn't work that way. As a man, I accept the fact that when a young girl with plump melons and a nice round heiney walks by, I am going to take time to "appreciate the arts". My wife on the other hand thinks my eyes are for her ass only, and doesn't believe me when I tell her that I can't help it, it's in my genetic coding as MAN! Nevertheless, I managed to gain great control of my peripherals and that helped, for about a day.

It seems to me that maybe we should all be single, visit each other when we want sex, or need our laundry done, or even when we're sick and need some soup, but marriage IS an institution, one not to be enterd into lightly. Just remember guys, girls take that "til death do you part" to heart, and they might even remind you, ALOT!

To all those out there contemplating marriage DON'T DO IT!!! In order to do it and do it right you must be sure of what you are doing, and even then you're still rolling the dice. If you doubt my advice, go talk to a divorce lawyer before you get married and see what he thinks, better get a business card while you're there, better yet, have him set up an account where half of your money goes so when you do get divorced you won't miss it as much.

All of this ranting and I have beenn HAPPILY married for nearly 6 years... to the same girl.

Keep your eyes on the prize boys, and the prize is that nice ass you got smacked for loking at, if you were single it wouldn't hurt so bad.