I'm Not Dead Yet!

themadmarmoset's picture

After a 3 day stint in the hospital for chest pain, this 29 year old medical wonder is not dead! Angiogram results show that my heart is in perfect working order, but now the question is, "What caused the scare?"

After 3 days in the hospital, 42 1/2 bruises on my arm and groin, and massive headaches from nitro patches, the answer I get from my medical team is that they don't know. It cost a lot of money to find out the same thing I went into the hospital wondering. The only good that came from my trip was having a young brunette shave my crotch so the doctor could perform an angiogram. Oh well, it could have been worse, it could have been a dude on shave patrol.

You were drugged. That

You were drugged. That wasn't a young brunette. It was Monz.

monzsca's picture

No.

No.

Diagnosis

Panic attack.