Marmoset's Restaurant Blacklist

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The following is a list of restaurants and food products that have been flagged by Marmoset members as unsuitable. Patronizing any of these establishments is prohibited.

Update: It has come to our attention that several Subway restaurants have been underperformaning. Problems included out of bread, out of cheese, no ice, and out of soft drinks. These problems are occurring at multiple locations. To be flagged, the problem(s) must exist at all locations. Check this page frequently, we'll keep you updated.

Item Reason Date
McDonalds "America's Favorite Fries" WTF 2005-06-01
Ruby Tuesdays Bad, over-cooked, over-priced, hamburger 2005-05-28
Doritos - Four Cheese Awful, pure crap. 2005-05-28
Any "white cheddar" microwave popcorn Smells like dirty gym socks after popped and tastes awful. 2005-05-28
Wal*Mart Ever been to one? 2005-11-22
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Chinese Buffets

Even though it is all you can eat, the servers are over-achievers always hounding you before you even sit down with the standard "Rut you runt to drink?", to which you must reply "Gimme two Cokes and some green tea Chingy, chop chop!"
Anybody that knows me knows I love nothing more than making fun of Asains, it is our civic duty as Americans to do so.

So in closing, I would like to increase the dog and cat population buy blacklisting Chinese Buffets. NOTE: This also includes any buffets containing the following words in their name: Asain
Wok
Mongolian
Szechuan
Oriental
Thai
Vietnamese
Dim-Sum
and Cream of Sum Yung Guy

Chinese Buffets

You need to come to NY where they know how to run the fuckers. Mid Hudson Buffet kicks ass w/good food and it's $10 w/drink(free refills).

It's Asian, not Asain. You

It's Asian, not Asain. You might be the dumbest man-beast alive.

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Asian - not Asain

So sorry, didn;t know there was a inglish teecher in the croud.

happ's picture

do you remeber how to

do you remeber how to diagram a sentince

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no

no

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Marmoset's Restaurant Blacklist

Taco Bell this stuff reminde you of baby poo on a diaper
Pondarosa please pay homage to the toilet 9 hours later

Taco Bell

I worked there, it's not too bad, depending on where the store is....

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toxic hell

newport
erlanger
cold springs/highland heights
price hil (if you survive the shooting first)

Why does Taco bell put

Why does Taco bell put chocolate and sugar in their taco meat packets?

-Soylent Green?

happ's picture

find a better job

find a better job

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The verb "worked" implys

The verb "worked" implys that he already found a new job.

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this is not smellen helen's

this is not smellen helen's english class

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forgot about old smellin

forgot about old smellin pits

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Marmoset's Restaurant Blacklist

any Pizza Hut. all of the gay men work at all of them

life is not like a box of chocolates caues if it was we would melt in the heat.

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Pizza Hut

Is it really called Pizza Hut or is it the the Butt Hut?

Pizza Hut's fine. Mom

Pizza Hut's fine. Mom (monz's) loves the gay pizza hut waiters.

Pizza Slut?!

Pizza Slut?!

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awtum

awtum